The Doctor got up as if to make a point and sang:
THE DOCTOR
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
We've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp
Having those adventures when
River Song would appear and the blue diary would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the TARDIS brakes that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
She's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
She can't see me, no not in order
In a Stormcage prison, for something I don’t know about
Well-secluded, River should be trapped
But with a bit of sassy wit
She’s out in a jiff
And nothing can ever be chronological
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!
AMY
Well I was praying to Santa just a-little bit scared
When a strange man in a box landed in my back garden
He looked at the crack, he claimed beans were evil
He had a police box and the oldest eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Leadworth meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again! (32)
‘Okay, fine. I’m convinced,’ sighed Rory.
River stepped forward from the back of the stage
‘Behold. The DEUS EX MACHINA!’
‘We will also help form your alliance,’ a Cyberman stated blankly.
The Autons simply nodded slowly.
DALEK
Doctor, again
DOCTOR
DOCTOR AND PANDORICA ALLIANCE
I swear to you, I will stop the end of the universe! (33)
River stepped forward from the back of the stage
‘Little did I know that my love the Doctor would cause the
end of the universe. Or did I? It’s all
so very complicated. I really must check my diary. While you travel slightly
backwards in this incarnation’s timeline to a time before he knew my identity,’
Numerous monsters walked on-stage, these including
Sontarans, Daleks, Cybermen and Autons. They sat around a large wooden table,
waiting anxiously for the person behind the alliance to appear. An actor
playing Omega walked on-stage and sat at the other end of the table.
‘Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans and Autons. I’ve brought you
all here to discuss an enemy we have in common,’ Omega boomed. ‘A man called the Doctor. I have reason to
believe that his TARDIS will explode on 26th June 2010. This must be stopped.
If we are to still have a universe, the TARDIS explosion must be prevented at
all costs. I want you to form an alliance,’
‘You haven’t done your research properly. We Sontarans would
rather obliterate the universe than save it from embarrassing defeat from a
puny little box!’ a Sontaran snarled.
‘THE DALEKS WOULD EXTERMINATE IT BEFORE THE DOCTOR’S TARDIS
HAS ANYTHING TO DESTROY!’
‘The universe is inferior to the Cybermen,’ a Cyberman stated.
‘I feared this would be the case. Which is why I prepared
this,’ Omega said, before pointing a small black remote control at the ceiling.
A small square section of the theatre’s ceiling moved apart
as a round silver object omitting electric energy dropped down and hovered in
front of the table
‘Behold. The DEUS EX MACHINA!’
The Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans and Autons started to
shudder violently. The Deus Ex Machina slowly floated back up through the gap
and the ceiling reformed.
‘Now, before you come to the right decision, I have one deep
secret I must reveal,’ said Omega, lifting off his silver helmet to reveal the
facial features of the Rani, now with long, silvery white hair dangling down
her face. ‘I AM THE RANI! And I demand you form the alliance immediately!’
‘The Sontarans are honoured to be fighting for your cause!’
one of the Sontarans exclaimed.
‘THERE IS NO GREATER WAY FOR THE DALEKS TO BE RULERS OF THE
UNIVERSE,’ The Daleks chanted at the same time.
‘We will also help form your alliance,’ a Cyberman stated blankly.
The Autons simply nodded slowly.
~~~
The
Doctor’s enemies gathered around the Doctor as he stood staring at the
Pandorica opening. Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans, Weevils and many more
enemies of the Doctor stood surrounding him. The Doctor spun around to
the sight of his many enemies staring back.
DALEK
We see each other plain
`The oncoming storm,'
The Pandorica is where you will stay!
`The oncoming storm,'
The Pandorica is where you will stay!
DOCTOR
Before you say another word, Dalek
Before you trap me in that box
Listen to me! I am not at fault here
It is my TARDIS exploding
But not in my name
Under another’s influence, three days is all I need to find out whose
The universe will be saved, I pledge my word.
The universe will be saved
Listen to me! I am not at fault here
It is my TARDIS exploding
But not in my name
Under another’s influence, three days is all I need to find out whose
The universe will be saved, I pledge my word.
The universe will be saved
SONTARAN
You must be mad
Believe of me what you will
We are warning you Doctor
I am warning you Cyberman
Judoon like me can never change
UVODNI
We’ve seen the cracks across the universe
A soldier like you deserves only to be conquered
A soldier such as you.
A soldier like you deserves only to be conquered
A soldier such as you.
DOCTOR
The Time War was a duty that I swore to fight
It was the biggest mistake of my life
All I did was in the name of peace and sanity.
It was the biggest mistake of my life
All I did was in the name of peace and sanity.
You want nothing of the universe
You would sooner see me dead
But not before I stop these cracks
Spreading
You would sooner see me dead
But not before I stop these cracks
Spreading
CYBERMAN
The universe is falling apart
There is power in your TARDIS yet
The only TARDIS left in space
There is power in your TARDIS yet
The only TARDIS left in space
DOCTOR
There is nothing I won't dare
If I have to kill you here
I'll do what must be done!
If I have to kill you here
I'll do what must be done!
JUDOON
Men like you can never change
No,
Doctor
Our duty's to the universe - you are the only one with a TARDIS
No,
Doctor
Our duty's to the universe - you are the only one with a TARDIS
AUTON
Come with us Doctor
Now the hand has hinged down
Amelia Pond is nothing now
Amelia Pond is nothing now
JUDOON
Dare you talk to us of crime?
And the price you had to pay
Every man is born in sin
Every man must choose what’s right
You cannot challenge the Judoon
We have all kinds of races inside our cells
They are placed with scum like you
Some were from Gallifrey too!
Every man is born in sin
Every man must choose what’s right
You cannot challenge the Judoon
We have all kinds of races inside our cells
They are placed with scum like you
Some were from Gallifrey too!
DOCTOR
And this I swear to you tonight
There is no place for you to hide
I will stop the TARDIS blowing up
WEEVIL
I don’t believe in your ways
DOCTOR
And I will stop the cracks in time tonight.
I swear to you, I will stop the end of the universe! (33)