oh my giddy aunt page 4

The Doctor got up as if to make a point and sang:
 
THE DOCTOR
 
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
We've got to keep control
 
I remember doing the Time Warp
Having those adventures when
River Song would appear and the blue diary would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!
 
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the TARDIS brakes that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
 
She's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
She can't see me, no not in order
In a Stormcage prison, for something I don’t know about
Well-secluded, River should be trapped
But with a bit of sassy wit
She’s out in a jiff
 
And nothing can ever be chronological
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again! 
 
AMY 
 
Well I was praying to Santa just a-little bit scared
When a strange man in a box landed in my back garden
He looked at the crack, he claimed beans were evil
He had a police box and the oldest eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Leadworth meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!          (32)
 
‘Okay, fine. I’m convinced,’ sighed Rory. 

River stepped forward from the back of the stage

‘Little did I know that my love the Doctor would cause the end of the universe.  Or did I? It’s all so very complicated. I really must check my diary. While you travel slightly backwards in this incarnation’s timeline to a time before he knew my identity,’ 

Numerous monsters walked on-stage, these including Sontarans, Daleks, Cybermen and Autons. They sat around a large wooden table, waiting anxiously for the person behind the alliance to appear. An actor playing Omega walked on-stage and sat at the other end of the table.

‘Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans and Autons. I’ve brought you all here to discuss an enemy we have in common,’ Omega boomed.  ‘A man called the Doctor. I have reason to believe that his TARDIS will explode on 26th June 2010. This must be stopped. If we are to still have a universe, the TARDIS explosion must be prevented at all costs. I want you to form an alliance,’ 

‘You haven’t done your research properly. We Sontarans would rather obliterate the universe than save it from embarrassing defeat from a puny little box!’ a Sontaran snarled.

‘THE DALEKS WOULD EXTERMINATE IT BEFORE THE DOCTOR’S TARDIS HAS ANYTHING TO DESTROY!’ 

‘The universe is inferior to the Cybermen,’ a  Cyberman stated.

‘I feared this would be the case. Which is why I prepared this,’ Omega said, before pointing a small black remote control at the ceiling. 

A small square section of the theatre’s ceiling moved apart as a round silver object omitting electric energy dropped down and hovered in front of the table

‘Behold. The DEUS EX MACHINA!’ 

The Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans and Autons started to shudder violently. The Deus Ex Machina slowly floated back up through the gap and the ceiling reformed.

‘Now, before you come to the right decision, I have one deep secret I must reveal,’ said Omega, lifting off his silver helmet to reveal the facial features of the Rani, now with long, silvery white hair dangling down her face. ‘I AM THE RANI! And I demand you form the alliance immediately!’ 

‘The Sontarans are honoured to be fighting for your cause!’ one of the Sontarans exclaimed.

‘THERE IS NO GREATER WAY FOR THE DALEKS TO BE RULERS OF THE UNIVERSE,’ The Daleks chanted at the same time. 

‘We will also help form your alliance,’ a  Cyberman stated blankly.

The Autons simply nodded slowly.

~~~

The Doctor’s enemies gathered around the Doctor as he stood staring at the Pandorica opening. Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans, Weevils and many more enemies of the Doctor stood surrounding him. The Doctor spun around to the sight of his many enemies staring back.
 
DALEK
 
Doctor, again
We see each other plain
`The oncoming storm,'
The Pandorica is where you will stay!
 
 
DOCTOR
 
Before you say another word, Dalek
Before you trap me in that box
Listen to me! I am not at fault here
It is my TARDIS exploding
But not in my name
Under another’s influence, three days is all I need to find out whose
The universe will be saved, I pledge my word.
The universe will be saved
 
 
SONTARAN
 
You must be mad
We’ve seen the cracks across the universe
A soldier like you deserves only to be conquered
A soldier such as you.
 
 
DOCTOR
 
Believe of me what you will
The Time War was a duty that I swore to fight
It was the biggest mistake of my life
All I did was in the name of peace and sanity.
 
You want nothing of the universe
You would sooner see me dead
But not before I stop these cracks
Spreading
 
 
CYBERMAN
 
We are warning you Doctor
The universe is falling apart
There is power in your TARDIS yet
The only TARDIS left in space
 
 
DOCTOR
 
I am warning you Cyberman
There is nothing I won't dare
If I have to kill you here
I'll do what must be done!
 
 JUDOON
 
Judoon like me can never change
Men like you can never change
No,
Doctor
Our duty's to the universe - you are the only one with a TARDIS
 
 
AUTON
 
Come with us Doctor
Now the hand has hinged down
Amelia Pond is nothing now
 
 
JUDOON
 
Dare you talk to us of crime?
And the price you had to pay
Every man is born in sin
Every man must choose what’s right
You cannot challenge the Judoon
We have all kinds of races inside our cells
They are placed with scum like you
Some were from Gallifrey too!
 
DOCTOR
 
And this I swear to you tonight
 
UVODNI
 
There is no place for you to hide
 
DOCTOR
 
I will stop the TARDIS blowing up 
 
WEEVIL
 
I don’t believe in your ways 
 
DOCTOR
 
And I will stop the cracks in time tonight.
 
DOCTOR AND PANDORICA ALLIANCE 

I swear to you, I will stop the end of the universe!           (33)

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